explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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