how do flat chested girls get laid?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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