He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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