I think I am morally bankrupt
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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