Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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