btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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