So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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