i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.â€
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