Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
please don't ironically join a cult
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