3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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