the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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