yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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