I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
as a side note pls kill me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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