did you get engaged???
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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