i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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