It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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