i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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