now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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