So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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