Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
bring money and cleavage
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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