im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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