I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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