i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So much rum. So many feels.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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