You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
