But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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