I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Let's get the cat blown out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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