Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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