remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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