wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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