it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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