I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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