I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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