i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I deserve this hangover.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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