I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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