i permit you to call me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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