is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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