Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life without a bra equals bliss.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize