I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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