You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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