Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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