so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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