I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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