3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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