They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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