Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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