shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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