Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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