im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
the raccoons are back...
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