i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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