It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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