is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
is wine microwaveable?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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