You're so nebulous sometimes
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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