What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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