I'm drive I can fine osifer
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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