They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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