And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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